just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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