problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Randomize
