Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Randomize
