Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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