i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Terrible idea I love it
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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