well I can't set my house on fire every night
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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