if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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