Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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