so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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