It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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