Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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