i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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