We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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