Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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