Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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