Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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