Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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