is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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