My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
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You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
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