You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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