it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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