i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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