Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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