I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
you didnt know i had herpes?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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