What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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You were trust falling into bushes
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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