party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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