Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
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worst night to have a conscience
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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