yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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