I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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