I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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