How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
A+ Viking dick
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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