I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
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Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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