He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
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I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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