Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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