told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
found the other keg... it's in the tree
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
She's the barista slut.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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