STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
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Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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