I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
he was CRYING into my vagina
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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