Betty ford says i'm here all night
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
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Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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