Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
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I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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