I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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