I love black thongs
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
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I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
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