There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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