he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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