i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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