How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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