all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
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You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
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I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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