At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Pooping to opera.
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