One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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