I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The police scanner is talking about you again....
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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