That's intense
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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