Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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