If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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