Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
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I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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