I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
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i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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