That's intense
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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